chickenmcnope: rnackenzie: i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it A Pizza Hut
roadandtheradio: I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. To everyone in love: you don’t know how lucky you are.
feistily: I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up.
hazelgracelancaster: when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and boys
danimansutti: really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
amazingdanisnotsocoollike: amazingdanisnotsocoollike: why do seagulls fly over the sea because if they fly over bays they would be baygels
meme4u: “Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”
lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try an experiment. reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.
scraggay: darkdaysbrightnights: scraggay: MY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK ARREST HER IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I LITERALLY MEANT IM GOING TO SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM
littlestbug: im literally a small domestic animal i will love you if you give me affection and food
egberts: sodamist: egberts: i think my cat is allergic to cats That sounds pretty Catastrophic i hope you get arrested for that
Everything I’ve never done, I want to do with you.– William Chapman (via barbieandken)
morristibbs: IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
chrssy: riding your man like OMG. Dead
I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go.– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via valiuum)
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
emporbooty: gamblingemperor: emporbooty: gamblingemperor: 1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER 1324 is not in order Matt ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE Science
atwisttinmystory: Christian Mingle Username: EatMeLikeTheLastSupper
tvspecial: someone twirl my hair and pet my head and do other cute things please